My eyes burned.

I switched off the tv and walked back to my room. As I walk barefoot, through the hall, I step on something sticky.
Due to the screaming/ moaning and banging on the walls I figured it was just dry cum.

My room has that "Don't stop drinking" stop sign on the door. As I walk in I remember those stupid two girls I fucked the night before yesterday.



I swear... These girls were "fat cats" but stupid as fuck....
Nah... thats too mean.

Idiots, Morons.


Much better.


One of them is blonde, fair skin with freckles, and long wavy hair.
The other is brunette, biggest breasts i have seen personally, and strawberry lips.

By saying strawberry lips i meant very juicy... because strawberry is my favorite fruit.

First off....
They didn't even know what car I had.
All they knew was...
It's expensive and shiny.

I have a Mercedes, McLaren.

Second....
I think this quote says it all.

"You have a round bed.... does that mean you sleep in a fetus position."
[then giggles]

What are we? Six years old?
Are we gonna play barbie...
Or are you gonna fuck ken?


Third...
"Fuck my Anus.... my ass!! my ass!!!" she yells this out while im fucking her doggy style and Kate [the brunette] is licking her breast from under.....
While also dj'ing ... *wink*

As I proceed to insert my dick in her fake tanned asshole she bounces her ass.
I think, "what the hell... stop moving bitch.."
But of course... i didn't say this.


You know how girls are... You have to choose your words wisely when around them. One wrong move and their panties are up to their breasts.


I grabbed her waist and stuck that shit in... [literally].. It even hurt for me.

Then she started whining to pull it out.

"out ! out! out! it hurts!!!" She moaned.

Im under pressure !
I pull it out... and yea.. guess what happened...


My sheets are covered in brown.
My floor is covered in vomit by Ginger.

And i'm in Shock.


Top this with my second roommate coming in naked asking for condoms and finding us like this.


Yes... this is the end.

For Kate.
For Ginger.
And for All the other morons I meet.


There are sooo many girls in this world.
I'm not a bad looking guy.
Ask everyone i've fucked.
And my tool is pretty damn large and serves me well.

But why can't I get a SMART, beautiful, down to earth girl.
ok... most of them are model type gorgeous..... maybe not that down to earth... and surely not smart...


Where can I go to find THAT girl.
What can I do to get her....

Do I even know what to talk about with her.

Wow....


I just noticed a lot about myself in less then a minute.


I've been getting.... and girls have been throwing themselves at me for so long...
That I just know how to fuck...

Not even have a conversation with one.


I'm NOT boyfriend material.
I've been USED!!!!!!!